you would pick up someone in the library
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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