This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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