I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
from now on my penis is your penis
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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