apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
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The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
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Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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