office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
