butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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