bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
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She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
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We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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