Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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