I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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