Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
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I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
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I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
My feet surprised me
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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