Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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