im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
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There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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