dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Randomize
