Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
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