Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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