bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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