so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
this will be a night to untag.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
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Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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