you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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