My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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