so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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