Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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