honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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