Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
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i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
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it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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