Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
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Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Randomize