i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
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it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
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She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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