How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
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Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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