is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
3pm strippers are depressing
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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