Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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