I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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