I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
His wedding band got caught on my nipple ring and that's how I realized he was married
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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