Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
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Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
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He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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