last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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