oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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