The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
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