Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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