i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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