Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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