It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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