Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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