Heybabeimwearingurpanties
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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