By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize