I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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