We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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