I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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