So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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