You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
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You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
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Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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