I'm gonna have a badass scar
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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