Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
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I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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