pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
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I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
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Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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