Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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