so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
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Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
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Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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