did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
there is glitter all over my balls
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