Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
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Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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