cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
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